From my archive of rants… There’s a surefire way to tell with almost 100% accuracy whether the girl you’re talking to online is a hottie or a dog. Many online forums and sites allow you to select or upload an “avatar”. Also, some people have elaborate signature images for themselves. Here’s the rule: The hotter [...]
Good: Waking up in the afternoon feeling great Bad: Waking up in the middle of the night with a Charlie Horse in your right leg. Worse: Waking up again in the early morning with a Charlie Horse in your left leg.
My symptoms are different from last time… last time I was coughing ALL the time, but this time I am coughing every once in a while with a runny nose and a little yummy stuff in my lungs. I also FELT like I had a fever (though the thermometer did not agree with my diagnosis) [...]
I have been coughing for the last few days. It makes it difficult to fall asleep (like, it takes me 3-4 minutes instead of 30-40 seconds) and my chest muscles are all sore. Plus, my nose is stuffy. This FUCKING SUCKS. If I’m relapsing into walking pneumonia again, I’m likely to end my own life. [...]
If you start a blog, you have an obligation to provide me with fun and/or interesting material a few times a week. If you can’t do this, quit teasing me and close it down. I visit all my friends’ blogs at least once a day, usually more… who am I kidding? At least 3 times. [...]
